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Brothers! The Peter Lebeck Fall Clampout is here and not a moment too soon! We could sure use a break, and if you feel the same way why not come on up and party with the brothers of the Piss Poor Bear Wrassler, Peter Lebeck? We would sure love to have your company.
Come Friday, October 15th through Sunday, October 17, 2010 (6015), we'll be Clamping at Camp Whitsett in the Giant Sequoia National Monument 35 miles north of Lake Isabella, and if you have never been to one of our doin's then you are in for a very special treat. Attendance at a PXL Clampout averages around 70 Red Shirted Brothers, with plenty of opportunity to meet and mingle with just about everyone. So whatever you do, don't miss out on your last chance of the year to bust a gut and share a brew with one of the friendliest and warmest chapters in all Clamperdom, Peter Lebeck.
You've already heard from our Humbug, "Ptomaine Timbo" Gillespie that the Crown Fire at the end of July fricasseed our entire Hawker Store, a number of PXL trailers and even a boat. Bad luck on our part, but not totally bad because as luck would have it; our awnings and kitchen were spared. So while our hawking butt feathers have been completely fried, and we badly need your support to recover from this major disaster, our Clamping kit is intact and we are ready to show you our best PXL Hospitality!
And that extends to the price of our Clampout. Ever mindful of the financial squeeze that this economy has put on our brothers, our chapter's leadership has again refused to raise the price of Clamping despite our losses from the fire. You'll get the same outstanding meals that PXL is known for, and with our longtime ClampChef, Ptomaine Timbo in charge of our doin's, you have his personal guarantee of first rate victuals. Timbo's SouChefs will make sure that his multi-award winning beans will be up front and center on Saturday night's menu, along with plenty of steak, and whatever else was too slow to get out of their way as they left Bakersfield. Our spread always aims to beat the meat of Clampouts charging thrice the price.
And you'll also get a very special treat because we'll be returning to Camp Whitsett, one of the most beautiful places that we've had the pleasure to Clamp over the years. So while it costs the chapter a bit more in fees to Clamp there, we are hoping to make up the difference with a stellar turnout. So you can help us recover from the fire just by attending our doin's, but if you want to go further then, by all means, buy a commemorative T-Shirt, donate a useable item that can be raffled or auctioned at the Clampout, or you can donate used items to the store like pins, hats and T-Shirts. And remember, PXL is a IRC 501(c)(3) organization, so if you no longer want to be a millionaire, we'll take that too.
So Brother, Clamp with one of the friendliest, luckiest and warmest chapters in all of Clamperdom! And remember that prices are low because our Clampouts are strictly SYOB (Share Your Own Booze) affairs. While the chapter provides no alcohol, our experience has always been that Red Shirts are never afraid to share, and we've yet to see a redshirt leave thirsty so long as he's been generous with his brothers. The PXL bar is always open to provide mixers, snacks, camaraderie and a place to park your bounty, but frankly, we'd much rather have your company than take your last plugged nickel; and keep in mind that we'll even let you keep the nickel if you come to our event pre-paid. Mail your dust in by October 9th, and earn $5 off each admission.
And while you're about it, why not bring us your favorite PBC? PXL has been at the forefront of conducting initiations that emphasize our Clamping traditions, with a history lesson second to none by 2007 Clamper of the Year, PXP Gene "Dickhead" Duncker, and tasks sufficient to test the sense of humor of any serious PBC seeking to join our order. Our initiations are clean, memorable, and designed to encourage our newest brothers to return. Bring your best blind buddies and we will turn them into CLAMPERS!
So again, what are you waiting for, brother? Just click on Timbo's Arrow at the top of this page for further details. Or Dave's light bulb to learn about Camp Whitsett and Clamping with PXL.
