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I'd like to take this opportunity to invite all brethren of the Red Shirt to join us on the Kern River at Camp Okihi, in Bakersfield, CA for the most momentous occasion of celebrating the 50th birthday of Peter Lebeck Chapter 1866 of the ancient and honorable order of E Clampus Vitus. As our patron Saint Vitus beams from above and John Marshall sits up in his grave to salute, the brothers of PXL will make you feel most welcome as we come together for the twin purposes of merriment and dedicating a plaque at a facility that was of inestimable importance to the WWII effort and the integration of our armed forces.
To that end, here is what your PXL management team pledges:
We will make every effort to shepherd our PBCs into the light of reason and sanity, seasoning our efforts with wisdom, frivolity, and a dash of intuitive instruction.
We will make your belly squirm with delight as you devour the delectable derivations devolving from our fully equipped yet semi-sanitary culinary facilities. Our cook crew is second to none in Clamperdom, and you'll know why after Friday dinner, when we up the ante with some badass Cajun Gumbo and French Bread. We'll up it further with our First "1st Annual Yucca-Off," so get your team together and we'll see who can make the best Cactus Juice.
We will ensure that you have a rollicking good time whether you want to or not. Should you wish to exponentially increase your enjoyment, we highly recommend bringing along a PBC. Whether they're young and green or old and going through manopause, we will take them and make them into something their mommas definitely wouldn't be proud of.
By way of springing into the 21st century, we have added a registration page on our website complete with PayPal, making it even easier for you to send in your dust on time and avoid that extra $10 sting at the gate. Of course, we're not proud; we'll be happy to take it by regular old US mail as well. So do your psyche and your tummy a favor, and join us for this mental enema weekend. You'll be glad you did!
Clampfraternally,
