Peter Lebeck Chapter #1866

The Kern County Chapter of E Clampus Vitus ®
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Al Price and his Brothers invite you to a Cinco de Mayo Celebration!

My Brethren!

Our Spring Doin's will be held May 3-5, 2019, at my and my Widder's Sh*t Howdy Ranch, for an extended Cinco de Mayo weekend. It's a beautiful time to be in the mountains, and we'd love have you come on up for a visit. So, break out your sombreros and maracas, be absurd without being disrespectful, and let's have some FUN!

Our Clampchef, "Airdale" Miller has promised us a great meal on Friday night consisting of tacos, beans, rice, etc. ---- what I call "a Fiesta before the Siesta!" You'll also probably be able to find a Margarita or two without looking real hard. And don't forget, we'll feed you until you're on your way Sunday morning, including our famous Saturday night Ribeye Feast with all the fixin's. So what do you say?

All PBCs must be preregistered, so if you have a Poor Blind Candidate, be sure to get his name in early and download the PBC Handbook from the PXL Website. Get it to him right away so he -- and you -- can prepare. Make doubly sure he's ready for his "murder boards" and has a good bribe that will make you look good. A smart Redshirt would let his PBC know immediately that the Humbug is fond of Canadian Club and Seagram's 7, because entry to our Order is greased in mysterious ways.

It's $65 for you and $75 for your PBC if your gold dust is in our pockets by April 22nd! So, get yer dust in pronto, then get ready for one of the most brotherly experiences in all of Clamperdom. I guarantee.

See you soon up at Sh*t Howdy Ranch!

 

Your Noble Grand Humbug
Al "The Quack" Price, PXL 1866

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