The Greybeards want you to join

NGH Don Johnson as we have an

erection in Kernville

October 5-7, 2007 (6012 C.E.)

S**T YOU NEED TO KNOW, so read the whole damned thing.

Fri, Oct. 5: From 10 am, you can set-up camp. Shade, water & firewood are available there.

7:30 pm: Ken "Cookie" Young, XNGH will make his famous spaghetti dinner for all to enjoy.

Sat, Oct. 6: Another fantastic day in the fresh air, Clamping with the Brothers...

6:50 am: XNGH-made breakfast - You bring us your eggs, sausage, bacon, ham, potatoes, etc. Our XNGHs (under the direction of "Ptomaine" Tim) will prepare it with loving care and enough cholesterol to kill an elk.

8:13 am: PBC & sponsor check-in with the Hangman at the bar. (PBCs will be Clean & Sober - even retreads)

9:17 am : Redshirt check-in at the bar. (No Grub-stub, no meals)

10:30am: Caravan to the monument dedication site in Kernville

11:00am: Dedication of plaque and monument to author, Bob Powers.

Noonish: Yummy lunch to enhance your dainty figure, provided by PXL.

2:07 pm: Election and planning meeting at the cooktent -- input requested from all.

2:48 pm: PBC interrogations, entertainment, bribes, presentations, etc.

4:54 pm: Necrology Ceremony (if needed) & Hall of Comparative Ovations .

6:50 pm: Dinner - Timbo’s Clamper beans with charred critter & other stuff.

7:45 pm: Fireside fun - Raffles, jokes, songs, nekkid wimmun (VHS), male bonding , pass the bottle and the usual BS.

Sun, Oct. 7: The notorious morning after!

7:00 am: A continental breakfast will be available at the cook tent. Aspirin & Rolaids available, too.

7:49 am: Camp clean-up. If you’re still alive, you’re helping!

8:46 am: Sheepskins to our new Brothers of ECV, and posthumous remembrance of those lost in darkness.

10:56 am: Drive back to the widows and orphans. But do it SOBER!

DON'T FORGET THE WIDDERS, ORPHANS & PBCs

BRING: Raffle prizes, breakfast food, good PBC’s, training flicks (DVD), ideas for PBC games, articles for the widders & orphans, shovel, rake, your own libations. Sorry! NO FIRES will be allowed at the fall doin's due to EXTREME FIRE HAZARDS, so you can leave your firewood and burn barrels at home.

DON’T BRING: Dope, firearms, explosives (including females), weaponry, anyone under 21, pissy PBC’s or any of the usual No-No’s. Violation means expulsion without refund. So, don’t risk it. This applies to EVERYONE!

ALL PBC’s must have a bribe for the board and an historical presentation, as well as their dust. Please Note; From the time of their arrival, PBCs will be under the control of the Hangman & Vigilantes. PXL adheres to all Grand Council Rules. It will be a clean, but memorable, initiation.

REMEMBER - IT’S B.Y.O.B. Bring libations for yourself and others. The PXL bar has sodas.

All Hawkers are welcome to ply their goods. But, be prepared to do some trading.

"What’s the rub?

Redshirts: $40.00 prepaid, PBC’s are $55.00 prepaid. It’s $5.00 more at the gate!!!!

Get your RSVP in by September 28, 2007. We need a good count, since groceries are a long way away.

Send your rub to: Peter Lebeck -- E Clampus Vitus, P.O.Box 384, Bakersfield, CA 93302.

 Directions

HOW TO GET THERE FROM THE NORTH USING SR 178: From Bakersfield or from HWY 14 north of Mojave, take HWY 178 to the Bodfish exit. Go south on the Caliente-Bodfish Road for 6.8 miles. The gate will be on your right just after the curve. Use extreme caution on the 178. The road is narrow and clings to the edge of the Kern River Canyon. Expect many RVs and boats on trailers.

HOW TO GET THERE FROM THE SOUTH USING HWY 58: From A.V. take HWY 14 north and exit onto HWY 58 going west; From L.A. take Interstate 5 north to US 99, exit onto HWY 58 going east. Turn north at the Caliente exit. Be careful turning, there is no off-ramp. Take the Caliente-Bodfish Road north past the town of Caliente and the cattle gate. Watch for MOOving traffic. Not well marked, the narrow road forks left, up the side of the mountain. Once on the flats continue past Walker Ranch and follow the signs. The road turns left, through Havilah and on to B.E.M.R. The gate is on the left.

Questions?

Contact: NGH Don "Sawdust" Johnson (661) 393-2289 or  Sawdust@PeterLebeckECV.com

VNGH Bob Clemensson (661) 831-9573 or CCF@PeterLebeckECV.com  

PXP Gene Duncker (661) 945-8910  Dickhead@PeterLebeckECV.com