NGH Dale "Doc" Charter
And the Greybeards of PXL,
Invite You to a 100 Year Birthday
Celebration for Inyokern!
Sept 25-27, 2009 (C.E. 6014)
TIMES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGEFOR NO DAMN GOOD REASON:
Fri, Sept 25: Gates open at 10:00am. Bring shade, water and firewood. There's lots of room.
7:30 pm: "Ptomaine" Tim Gillespie will prepare a hot dinner. The rest is up to you.
Sat, Sept 26: Another fantastic day Clamping with the Brothers...
7:20 am: Potluck breakfast -- Bring us your aspiring sausage, ham, potatoes, tortillas, etc. Our XNGHs (under the direction of "Ptomaine" Timbo) will prepare it with loving care and enough cholesterol to drop a rhino.
8:01 am: PBC & sponsor check-in with the Hangman at the bar. (PBCs will be Clean & Sober - even retreads).
8:46 am: Redshirt check-in at the bar. (No Grub-stub, no meals).
10:00 am: Join the parade in town to celebrate Inyokern's centennial.
Noonish: Scrumptious lunch to encourage more frivolity, provided by PXL.
2:58 pm: PBC interrogations, entertainment, bribes, presentations, etc.
3:54 pm: Necrology Ceremony & Hall of Comparative Ovations.
6:20 pm: Dinner - Charred critter, Timbo's Clamper beans & other stuff to rattle your gut.
7:45 pm: Fireside fun - Raffles, jokes, songs, nekkid wimmun (DVD), male bonding, pass the bottle and the usual BS.
Sun, Sept 27: AKA -- We show the townies how to dedicate a plaque.
7:00 am: A continental breakfast will be available at the cook tent. Aspirin & Rolaids available, too.
8:09 am: Camp clean-up. Everybody helps, from XNGH to XPBC!
11:01 am: : Dedication of the monument commemorating the city of Inyokern, with presentation of sheepskins.
11:56 am: Drive back to the widows and orphans. But do it SOBER!
What's the Rub, you ask?
Redshirts: $45.00 prepaid, PBC's are $65.00 prepaid. It's $5.00 more at the gate!!!! ALL PBCs must have a bribe for the board and an historical presentation, as well as their dust.
Note that from the time of their arrival, all PBCs will be under the protection and control of the Hangman & his Vigilantes. PXL adheres to all Grand Council Rules. It will be a clean, but memorable, initiation.
All Chapter Hawkers are welcome to ply their goods. But, be prepared to do some trading.
Get your RSVP in by September 20, 24, 2009. We need to make sure you're counted unless you're bringing all your own food.
Send your rub to: Peter Lebeck -- E Clampus Vitus, c/o Joe Szot, XNGH/GDR, 7345 Mt. Vernon ST, Lemon Grove, CA 91945.
So You Want Directions?
Come Friday morning we'll be kicking up our heels in the desert west of the Inyokern Airport. The Clampsite is a fenced 300 acre parcel belonging to a potential future Clamper who has invited us up to help celebrate the 100th Anniversary of the incorporation of the City of Inyokern, the "Sunshine Capital" of the world.
Click here to download these maps & directions in pdf.
HOW TO GET THERE FROM BAKERSFIELD OR FROM THE CENTRAL VALLEY: Take US99 to Bakersfield. Then take SR178 going east, past Lake Isabella and up and over Walker Pass to SR 14 and the Mojave Desert. Take SR14 north (that is, go left) for about three and a half miles until you see the eastbound SR178 off ramp. Get off and resume traveling east on SR178 (aka West Inyokern Road) for about one and a half miles to Sierra Vista Street. Turn left on Sierra Vista and travel about half a mile until you come to the gate on your right. You're there.
HOW TO GET THERE FROM THE EASTERN SIERRAS: From US395 head south until you reach the SR14 junction, then take SR14 for about four miles until you reach the eastbound SR178 off ramp. Get off and take SR178 east (aka West Inyokern Road) for about one and a half miles to Sierra Vista Street. Turn left on Sierra Vista and travel about half a mile until you come to the gate on your right. You're there.
HOW TO GET THERE FROM THE SOUTH: Make your way to the northbound SR14 and head towards Mojave. From L.A. or from Orange County, take Interstate 5 (or Interstates 405 or 210, to the 5 north), and merge onto the SR14 (from here it only goes north). Take SR14 all the way to Mojave where the freeway runs out. Once on the street follow the signs and veer right to stay on SR14. Head northeast along SR14 until you reach the East 178 off ramp. Get off and go east on SR178 (aka West Inyokern Road) for about one and a half miles to Sierra Vista Street. Turn left on Sierra Vista and travel about half a mile until you come to the gate on your right. You're there.
HOW TO GET THERE FROM EAST OF BARSTOW: Take Interstates 15 or 40, west towards Barstow. Passing Barstow, continue west on Interstate 15 to the SR58 freeway north. Take SR58 until it intersects with US395, then take US395 north to SR178. Get off the freeway at Inyokern and take SR178 (aka West Inyokern Road) west about three and a half miles to Sierra Vista Street. Turn right on Sierra Vista and travel about half a mile until you come to the gate on your right. You're there.
These are the Rules--So Read 'em!

DO BRING: Water, shade, firewood, Raffle prizes, breakfast food, good PBC’s, training flicks (DVD), ideas for PBC games, shovels, rakes and burn barrels. NO GROUND FIRES ARE ALLOWED, but burn barrels are permited, so keep your fires small and contained.
DON'T BRING: Dope, firearms, explosives (including females), weaponry, anyone under 21, pissy PBC's or any of the usual No-No's. Violation means expulsion without refund. So, don't risk it. This applies to EVERYONE!
ALL PBCs must have a bribe for the board and an historical presentation, as well as the requisite amount of dust. All PBCs will submit to the authority of our Hangman,"Medium Green Mike" Ramirez, upon entry to the Clampsite and remain under his protection and control. All brothers are expected to treat these candidates with respect, according to Grand Council Rules.
REMEMBER -- Our Chapter does not provide alcoholic beverages. The PXL bar has snacks, sodas, ice, and water.
Questions?
For more information contact:
NGH Dale "Doc" Charter (760) 417-0599 or ClamperDoc@HotMail.com
VNGH Timbo Gillespie (714) 940-0075 or Timbo@PeterLebeckECV.com
PXP Gene Duncker (661) 945-8910 or Dickhead@PeterLebeckECV.com
Watch our website at www.peterlebeckecv.com for updates and lots of fun.
