Coming off a very successful Spring Clampout, the brothers of PXL will be returning to Bald Eagle Mountain Ranch in Havilah, October 5, 6 and 7th, for our all out Fall Doin's. Needless to say all of Clamperdom is invited. Peter Lebeck is not one of the largest chapters in ECV, but we are one of the friendliest. Our two night Clampout will give you a chance to raise a few cold ones and sing a few "hims" in safety, without the dreaded smokeys having to follow you home. Hey, as members of PXL we KNOW just how dangerous and pesky bears can be. We just don't want to see the day the bear eats you.
Why take a chance on PXL? Because our Clampouts always come with a no-money-back guarantee. We absolutely, positively guarantee that your sides will hurt with laughter by Sunday morning or no-money-back! (we're not givin' it back anyway, and yes, even grumps have to pay full price).
Even so, PXL Clampouts are always reasonably priced, and they're a great place to bring in your favorite vict..., er, um, PBC. The setting is beautiful and our Vigilantes will make sure that your PBC is laughing even as the Hangman is pulling the handle: Our way of making sure that there are more beans for the rest of us, and no hard feelings. Remember, only brothers get to eat on Saturday night!
Speaking of grub, we'd put up our Ptomaine Timbo's beans and charred what-ever-it-was up against those of any other cookie in Clamperdom. The grub's good, the rub's reasonable, so what are you waiting for?
Speaking of "rub," we've also saved our pennies and purchased some concrete, and we're fixing to have an erection as well. This year we're honoring cowboy-historian Bob Powers. Check out the details on both the plaquing and the Doin's above.
-MGM
