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Hello Fellow Redshirts! Peter Lebeck is offering a great opportunity to all of our brothers throughout Clamperdom who have ever wanted to bust a gut or share brew with our crew. You see our Humbug, Dale "Doc" Charter and his willing Graybeards, have answered a call by the citizens of Inyokern to help them celebrate their 100th years of existence, and as you all know, such serious stuff calls for a serious PAR-TAY!
Now we know you are wondering, "Whatever happened to the Alliance V Doin's, at Seachlight, Nevada in October?" Well we're going to do that one, too. But we could hardly turn down a distress call from our own Kern County residents looking for directions on how to celebrate and who better to ask than Clampers! So there you have it brothers. Two opportunities to Clamp with one of the friendliest, luckiest and warmest chapters in all of ECV! Only this party is local. So if you can't make it to Nevada on October 9-11, you certainly don't want to miss your last chance this year to Clamp locally with the Brothers of that Piss Poor Bear Wrassler, Peter Lebeck.
So come Friday, September 25th, we'll be the guests of Bobby Daniels, and Clampaficating on 300 acres of his spread in the Mojave Desert, in the Indian Wells Valley to be exact, just west of the Inyokern Airport and just south of the "Y" where Highways 14 and 395 come together. With easy access from either highway, we'll have a nice patch of ground all to ourselves for our usual Shenanigans, and we'll be marching ourselves and our PBC in Saturday's parade and plaque dedication. This is a big deal for everyone in town; something you won't want to miss, and we expect all 984 souls to be there, give or take a few party poopers.
So what do you say? At PXL the price is always right, and our food is always first rate. Our Ptomaine Timbo's award winning beans are a staple of the Saturday night menu along with plenty of steak and whatever else was too slow to get out of Timbo's way. In fact our fare often beats that of Clampouts charging three times the price.
So how do we do it? Well by helping out folks like the citizens of Inyokern for example we can often get a break on site fees. Then there is the matter of the bar. Rather than spend money on beer trucks, booze, ABC licenses and special insurance riders, our Clampouts are strictly SOB (Share Our Booze) affairs. While the chapter provides no alcohol, our experience is that red shirts are never afraid to share, and we've yet to see a redshirt leave thirsty so long as he's been generous with his brothers. The PXL bar is always open to provide mixers, snacks, camaraderie and a place to park your bounty, but frankly, we'd much rather have your company than take your last plugged nickel; and keep in mind that we'll even let you keep the nickel if you come to our event pre-paid. Pay before you get there and you'll get $5 off.
And while you're about it, why not bring us your favorite PBC? PXL has been at the forefront of conducting initiations that emphasize our Clamping traditions, with a history lesson second to none by 2007 Clamper of the Year, PXP Gene "Dickhead" Duncker, and tasks sufficient to test the sense of humor of any serious PBC seeking to join our order. Our initiations are clean, memorable, and designed to encourage our newest brothers to return. Bring your best blind buddies and we will turn them into CLAMPERS!
So what are you waiting for brother? Consider this your personal invitation. Just click on the flashing links at the top of this page for further details. Or if you prefer to just cut to the chase, click on the banner above that says "Get the Flyer."
