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You're Not a Happy Clamper
Until You've Got...
We all know in his heart of hearts that Arnold -- yes, THAT Arnold -- wants to be a Clamper. But Maria won't let him!
Now you can do what the Governator can't! As a brother Clamper you qualify to purchase "The ECV Receivenator!" Our Receivenator fits the 2" by 2" receiver socket on your other favorite ride. Now the ass on your truck, RV, SUV, Camper, trailer or favorite mule substitute, need never be naked again.
The thick, sturdy face plate is made of the finest semi-precious, reimported aluminum, and the body is fabricated from heavy rolled steel. This unit weighs four pounds and features a shatter resistant red plastic lens. The standard 4-prong, in-line, electrical trailer connection comes with 9" of wire, and when properly attached, this puppy will light up with your tail lights and get brighter when you hit the brakes.
Carefully crafted in the land of Low Hung Whang by none other than the wisened elven hands of Tenth Degree Dumbilican Monks, the "Receivenator" can be yours from PXL for only $69, plus shipping and handling!
But wait! There's more! If you order today, we will include, a genuine fiberboard shipping container, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
The Receivenator is only available from your close relations at PXL. So don't wait! Order yours today.
Email Joe "Roadrunner" Szot, PXL -- GDR,
Roadrunner@PeterLebeckECV.com
or call (661) 965-7663
Have ten or more rides to outfit and you're a little short of cash? Call the Roadrunner for Special Hawker Rates.
Really, absolutely, gotta have a Receivenator, but don't want to pay for shipping? The Receivenator is also available from our Hawker for the same low price of $69. Just purchase it in person at our doin's or while our Hawker is at a doin's near you. Email Roadrunner for dates and locations.
