June 20, 2015 (6020)
We're Getting Ready for...
Welcome to "Peter's Pages"
The Web Presence of "Peter Lebeck 1866,"
The Kern County Chapter of E Clampus Vitus ®
Bear with Us. Our Jackass is on a (Liquid) Diet.
Posted 6.19.15 -- By MGM
Bear with us. We getting our webpages ready for our upcoming Fall Doin's -- Clamp Okihi III. So check back in a few days and ignore the old and broken links for now, for they say that even the best omlette starts with a few broken eggs. We suspect that our Humbug will have something to say about that real soon, right after he wipes the egg off of his face.
Posted 5.6.15 -- By MGM
Come raise the flag, and a tankard or two, with PXL Circus Masters Dave Staley and Fred Fenski as they dedicate Bedrock's signature flag pole at Sue's Tavern in Frazier Park on Saturday, May 9, 2015, at 12 Noon. In 2013 we recognized Sue's Prohibition Era establishment as an official ECV Watering Hole, now Fred and Dave have finished the job by digging a hole and inserting their pole!
The ceremony will be brief but memorable so please, join us as we celebrate Fred and Dave's hard work and their most satisfactory initiative. Sue's Place is located at 3440 Mt. Pinos Way in Frazier Park, CA. For more visit us at "Pole in the Hole" on Facebook.
Posted 4.22.15 -- By MGM
Posted 4.19.15 -- By MGM
Thanks to everyone who came out to support the chapter for our 2015 Spring Doin's at Fort Tejon. A full on CLOG Update will be up in a few days, but for those of you who were unable to make it up the Fort for our spring Clampout, it is my sad duty to report that Peter Lebeck is still dead. It is also unfortunate that we did not see any bears all weekend so a rematch wouldn't have worked out even if Peter had been available for round 2.
There were foxes and birds and deer that wandered through our Clamp from time to time, but no bears. And no Frenchmen either as far as I could tell, though I did spot a stray Welshman and another Brother from South Africa who kept trying to pass himself off as "African American." Hard to pick that one out of crowd but no matter, 'cuz we have lots of room here at PXL for our Brethren with good attitudes and exposed funny bones.
So check back in a few days for a full report. The pictures will also take a bit but if you're patient you might even see a side of yourself that you have never seen before, for I have seen the light and frankly, you could use some make-up (and deodorant).
Posted 4.15.15 -- By MGM
Our Spring Doin's starts Friday, gates open at 10 a.m. We still have room and will take you in at the door, but we'd appreciate it if you'd let us know you're coming. Just drop us a note at firstname.lastname@example.org, or call GNR Dale Turner at (661) 714-7203. We'll collect your particulars and dust at the door.
Don't forget that on Friday night we feed everyone in camp, and it's typically party night. Bring something for the specialty drink contest (formally known as the "yucca-off"), and be prepared to show us your best tin foil hat making skills. PBC are invited to meet and fraternize with the Brothers on Friday, but are required to check-in with Hangman Andrew Vialpando upon entering the clampsite and to pitch-in as he directs. There is no PBC harassment on Friday, but a tin foil hat making demonstration will be required!
Bear baiting happens of Saturday. PBCs will serve as bait. You are also invited to join a free, optional guided historical tour of the old fort presented by the Kern County Historical Society. Seemly decorum is expected. As usual we feed you all day on Saturday, including a ribeye steak dinner with all the fixin's, but please remember to bring a breakfast meat or other (non-egg) contribution for Saturday morning's potluck breakfast -- we provide the eggs! Our Graybeard directed cook crew will hash it all up for you PXL Style. PBCs should expect to report to the cook shack at 5:03 a.m.
According to Dickhead Weather Central, "It should be sunny all weekend, with highs in the low-70's and lows in the high 40's. There should be winds about 15mph, so keep the fires low. That sounds like perfect weather to eat, drink and be merry." If our famous oracle turns out to be wrong blame Yahoo Weather.
Posted 4.06.15 -- By MGM
Happy Easter and a Blessed Passover, fellow Cloggites! By now you've likely had your fill of chocolate bunnies or you've eaten that extra chunk of brisket mom left over for Elijah. So the last thing I need is a Peep out of any of you who haven't signed up for the PXL Fall Doin's. What the heck are you waiting for? You're not only running out of time but you risk running out of room, because at Fort Tejon it's first come-first served, and the fort is one of our most popular venues. It's right off of Interstate 5, with easy RV access, plus plenty of room for tents.
Fortunately for you we still have room, but you have to get your rub in now. $55 gets you in if you're a Red Shirt, $75 admits your PBC. Snail mail no later than April 10, or PayPal by April 12th, otherwise you'll pay $10 more at the gate assuming there's room.
We're calling our Spring Doin's, "Rumble on the Ridge Route, Part Deux," with plenty of fun things for you to do, starting with Friday Night's "Specialty Drink (formally known as the PXL Yucca-Off) Contest." So you'll want to bring your best to the test. Followed by our tin foil hat contest, Saturday's Bear Baiting Event (bring a PBC we can use as bait) and other great stuff!
So come on down because at PXL we feed you all weekend and no one goes away hungry. Read down into the CLOG for more, then head on over to the Spring Doin's Page to get your fill of shameless hype and further details on how to sign-up before it's too late!
Now on to news of the CLOG!
If you missed out on February's PlaquaPalooza, then I'm about to make you feel really, really bad, because you can now see the pictures either by going to the 11 minute slideshow posted on our Clampdown Page, or by visiting Peter's Picture Pages where I've posted both a Flash and an HTML version of the same photos. Even after I cut out all the ugly parts I was still left with 127 snaps. The women look good; the guys, not so much. But hey, we're Clampers. We'll deal.
The weather cooperated way more than I expected, and the entire day turned out to be a whole lot of fun. The West Kern Oil Museum is truly unique and a real gem. The entire place is run by volunteers, many of whom are retired from working the oil fields, with lot of great stories to share about local history and the technology needed to take the oil from the ground.
Finishing up the afternoon at Ethel's Old Corral Café in Bakersfield with a second plaque dedication was a near perfect ending to a fun day. We got to eat together, visit and have a few cold ones in a festive locale. The big guy in the parking even sent us off with a smile.
Now on to news of the CLOG #2!
Humbug Jim Bailey has been forced to make a minor adjustment to the date of our Fall Doin's. So please disregard whatever we said before and instead plan to join us the weekend of October 9th through the 11th, at Camp Okihi in Bakersfield. This is a "can't miss Kern River event," meaning if Bailey changes it again we're gonna throw him in the river and make his Vice, Luis Bouza, go in after him. Plus we're gonna tie-dye their chonies and make them do a strip tease during the apron walk.
Now, if that doesn't bring back unpleasant memories, I don't know what will. The whole thing still gives me flashbacks. But for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, just disregard what I sed, and make sure to sign-up when the fall registration comes on line.
See you at Fort Tejon!
Posted 3.09.15 -- By MGM
Happy St. Patrick's Day, fellow Cloggites! There's an old Irish blessing that goes, "May the beer rise up to greet you and the road fly up to meet you!" Or something like that. Actually, that may have been an old Irish blessing from Bakersfield, but no matter, because it's the thought that counts, and that's what brought you here to the PXL CLOG in the first place. So let's get going. In this issue we'll discuss our upcoming Spring Doin's, last weekend's PlaquaPalooza, and new stuff available from our Hawker.
As previously announced, we'll be Clamping at Fort Tejon the weekend of April 17-19th, an event we're calling, "Rumble on the Ridge Route, part deux!" Our NGH Jim Bailey has something special up his sleeve for this one. Brother Hole, our Clampatriarch, who normally isn't effusive to begin with, will only say that it has something to do with adult libations and sticks.
Whatever the case, you'll want to get your reservations in early for this one. The Clampground's capacity is rated for 100 Clampers, but at 70, we nearly filled up the parking area when we were last there two years ago. For those of you who haven't been there, Fort Tejon is right off of Interstate 5 and has easy access for cars and rigs, making it one of our most popular venues. The Clampground is in scenic Grapevine Canyon and situated behind the parade grounds of the old historic fort. The parking area is flat, there are lawns on which to pitch tents, and the common areas are shaded by centuries old oak trees. There's even a large fire ring, potable water and cell phone service.
As usual our good friend and brother, "Ptomaine Timbo," will feed you well, beginning with "Timbo and Jimbo's Special Mystery Meat Madness," for Friday night dinner. You'll need this extra special fortification because after dinner we'll be launching into our Fourth "1st Annual Yucca Off," where all Brothers are invited to demonstrate their skills for the assembled Brethren (and to share their hooch, of course).
Then get ready to staunch the evil emanations and cosmic rays left behind by the Bear that e't Peter, as we celebrate our first ever, "Steven 'Bee Eye' Cox Aluminum Haberdashery Competition," where bragging rights go to the dude who can make the best tin foil hat capable of keeping the Clampsite ghost bear free.
Saturday is more of the same -- but better -- with three hot meals and more activities to shatter your funny bone. You'll want to get up early for our Graybeards' Potluck Breakfast, where you bring the meat and we provide the eggs and manpower. They'll be PBC entertainment, too, including our notorious Graybeards' Examination, soon followed by one of the best HOCO's in all of Clamperdom.
For Saturday dinner you'll get a one pound Ribeye Steak with Beans à la Mama Timbo and all the fixin's. They'll also be a raffle, plus Jim and Hole's "Second Coming of the Ridge Route Rumble" entertainment. We're even going to rename the Humbug by democratic (and republican) vote!
Yes sir, this is one you won't want to miss, and we've even made it easy for you to sign-up. Just click over to our 2015 Spring Doin's Page, to get further details. Download a printable flyer and fillable application if you favor snail mail, or use our handy internet form and PayPal links if you don't. Redshirt are $55 and PBCs are $75, just make sure to meet the April 10th Prepay Deadline because it's $10 more at the gate, and if we sell out, you're out of luck!
And while you're on our Spring Doin's Page, don't miss out on the other links you'll find at the top of the screen, including links to a personal invitation from our Humbug, background information about Fort Tejon, and photos from our recent Plaquing event aka PXL's PlaquaPalooza!
Speaking of which, whether you made it out last week to attend PlaquaPalooza or not, you're going to want to see the pictures I've posted to our 2015 Erections Page. It's hardly all the pictures I took, but it's enough to show the public the kind of fun we have here at Peter Lebeck. After you check out the page for yourself, I encourage you to share the link with your friends. It just may be what you need to recruit our next favorite ex-PBC and to show his Widder that a PBC really can survive a PXL initiation with his ribs intact.
As for PlaquaPalooza itself, we had about forty people come out despite the threat of rain. The whole rain thingee turned out to be way overblown as you can see from the picture at the top of this post. It never really got cold, and intermittent showers didn't keep us from touring the grounds of the West Kern Oil Museum following the dedication of our new monument at 1:00 p.m.
After our tour of the museum, it was on to Bakersfield for our second plaquing at Ethel's Old Corral at 4:30 p.m. Some of us got there early, which wasn't a bad thing because the beer is cold and the service is friendly, and it was a great place to hang around and catch up with our Clamper friends and their Widders. We dedicated the plaque, we hung around some more, and all in all it was a very satisfactory day.
So I'll leave you to check things out, but first I'd like to leave you with this message from our Hawker Extraordinaire, Kevn "No Eye" Horton, who has something that may interest many of you very much.
Brothers, here's something new available through our store!!!!!
Custom High Quality Hats, the best handmade hats out there! Below I've linked to two web address where you can check out this collection for Clampers and Widders. I will be bringing a few of these with me to Fort Tejon where I'll be selling them for 20% off the catalog price. That's 40% off the price quoted on the "Head'n Home" website, when you buy one of these hats from our stock.
But if you want to SAVE EVEN MORE and want the BEST SELECTION, then you MUST CONTACT ME THIS WEEK to preorder any of the hats shown in the catalog. You'll get 30% off the catalog price -that's up to 50% off the price shown on the Website. Order now and increase your chances of picking up your purchase by the time of our Spring Doin's at Fort Tejon, otherwise you'll just have to take your chances that I'll have the right size and style on hand that you and your Widder crave.
Remember, this is a special deal available only through the PXL Hawker Store, and only to our members and other Redshirted Brothers in good standing, SO YOU MUST CALL ME NOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MASSIVE DISCOUNT. Just call (661) 823-4643, and if I don't pick up, leave a message.
Oh yah! If you order now you'll also pocket the additional state sales tax of 7.5%! Sorry Uncle Jerry!
So that's all for now. Keep your eye on the CLOG for further updates. May the Plunger be with you!
Posted 1.01.15 -- By MGM
Thanks to all who came out for PlaquaPalooza and made it a fun and successful outing. We're getting our webpages in order for our Spring Event, so bear with us. We should have our registration pages up in a few days, and the flyer should go out shortly.
Posted 2.28.15 -- By MGM
We were gonna call our event "The Great Leap Forward," but February 29th doesn't happen until next year, and we just couldn't wait. So instead we called it "PlaquaPalooza," and it's PXL's double dedication celebration which starts today at 1:00 in Taft, at the West Kern Oil Museum. If you can't make it out west, then join us in Bakersfield at 4:30, for our second plaquing at Ethel's Old Corral Café, where we'll also be hanging out for dinner and keeping each other entertained.
For this one we ordered up blue skies, palm trees and tropical breezes, but USP told us that, for once, this was one thing Brown couldn't do for us. So bring bring a jacket and an umbrella because Dickhead Weather Central is predicting a high of 60° and intermittent showers. But not to worry because Our Humbug, Jim Bailey, is having the boys set-up the brand new pop-ups that he donated to the chapter in a last ditch effort to keep us from making him Humbug (Sorry, Jim, it didn't work).
So thanks to our fearless leader, we should be fine on the outside, while the rest of our event will be dry on the inside, unless the museum or the roadhouse suddenly springs a leak. Either way, Peter Lebeck has you covered. See you there!
Posted 2.22.15 -- By MGM
Just a quick reminder that PalquaPalooza starts at 1 p.m. on Saturday, at the West Kern Oil Museum. Click here for the flyer and directions. Since we'll be doing a little partying as well as celebrating local history, we encourage everyone to keep the reigns of you rig in the hands of a brother or sister of sobriety. The CHP in and around Taft are especially vigilant, so watch your speed, especially on your way into Taft along Maricopa Highway where the downhill slope will cause you to pick-up speed. I'm not saying it's a speed trap…I'm just sayin' (it's a speedtrap).
If you'd like to stay overnight in Bakersfield rooms are still available at the friends and family rate at the Homewood Suites in Bakersfield, but you'll need to call during business hours and ask for Stacy or Nicole to make reservations, (661) 664-0400. You'll save over $50 if you do.
We'll be finishing up at Ethel's Old Corral Café in Bakersfield, which is a celebrated watering hole once run by Arnold Rojas, an old vaquero whom Chris Brewer reminds us wrote many great books on early ranching in Kern County. In fact you can still park your horse at the Old Corral, though I'm assuming most of us will be driving something other than cattle.
The plaquing ceremony at the Old Corral will start at 4:30, followed by live entertainment and "no host" dinner and drinks. There is no age limit at the Corral. Clampers are encouraged to wear their colors. Friends, family and prospective PBCs are also invited. I've included a YouTube video so you can gauge the ambiance. See you Saturday!
- - MGM
Posted 2.14.15 -- By MGM
Welcome back, fellow Cloggites. You're just in time for another scintillating edition of the PXL CLOG. I didn't want to get started without you, so I'm glad you finally made it. I've been practicing that "Just in time" inventory thingee invented by the Japanese. I figure if it works for cars, it's gotta work for CLOGs. All I gotta do is convince all the pieces to show up at the same time in the same place, and voilà, instant update!
It's so simple even a Clamper can do it. Which is why I'm not quite done yet. So bear with me, we've got a lot to cover. In this edition you'll get the latest on our upcoming PlaquaPalooza. You'll download Brother Hole's traveling flyer for our 2015 Spring Doin's, aka "The Rumble on the Ridge Route, Part Deux;'" get a recap of our fabulous Widders' Ball, and learn about our recent website updates, including a personal message from our new Humbug, Jim "NFD" Bailey, and the shaming of his functionaries. On a final note, you'll learn the sad news about the recent passing of one of our best loved Brothers.
First up, you, your family and friends are invited to our upcoming PlaquaPalooza! It's set for Saturday February 28, 2015, two weeks from now, and begins at 1 p.m. at the West Kern Oil Museum. You are encouraged to wear your Clamper Best. During our traveling celebration we'll be unveiling two plaques before the general public. Use the golden PlaquaPalooza icon in the links box to download the latest version of Peter's Procs for directions and hotel discount information for those who'd like to stay over.
Our first dedication will be at the entrance to the West Kern Oil Museum in Taft. Encompassing eight acres, the museum is run entirely by volunteers, "dedicated to collecting, preserving, exhibiting and interpreting artifacts, books, and equipment that tell the story of oil in California, particularly in West Kern County." Plans for the museum include creating a replica of "an old time oil company camp set in the oilfields." The crown jewel of the collection is the #17 Jamison oil derrick, believed to be the last remaining wooden derrick in the U.S.
First explored in the 1860's, West Kern's oil reserves are estimated at over three billion barrels, and include the Midway Sunset, Elk Hills, and South Belridge Fields, among others -- which are responsible for nearly half of the oil produced in California.
Following our tour of the museum, plan to pack up about 3:15 to give yourself plenty of time to get to the north edge of Bakersfield for our second dedication at Ethel's Old Corral Café in Bakersfield, where we'll be dedicating a second plaque at 4:30 p.m. and designating this establishment as an official PXL Watering Hole. Click on the link to see the YouTube Video review.
Situated on the north side of the Kern River, the Old Corral dates back to the 1920's, and harbors many a fond memory for those who have stopped there over the years on foot, by horse, by car or by motorcycle. Its clientele is as varied as its history, and all are welcome. Plan to have dinner and libations with us after the dedication. It's pay as you go, but we're expecting live entertainment, so this should be a festive and memorable afternoon.
Our Spring Doin's is set for the weekend of April 17-19, 2015, at Fort Tejon State Historical Park. Those of you who have joined us there in the past know that this is a very nice and convenient place to Clamp, especially in the spring. Click on the link above for the official state brosure which tells about the park. You'll get the full web treatment when I get around to it, including our electronic registration, but in the meantime, Brother Russ "Hole" Chapman has prepared a "traveling flyer" for you to download and distribute as you make your way across Clamperdom. We would very much appreciate it if you would do that for us. Please print as many as you'd like.
Now that the Humbug has let Hole out of his cage, I'm not sure how Peter (who lost the first round in 1837) is supposed to get a rematch with an "X" Bear (the last one in California became arguably caput in 1908), but anyone who knows his Holiness, also knows he's probably got something outrageously funny up his sleeve. So plan on showing-up at Fort Tejon to find out. Click on the "Rumble on the Ridgeroute" icon to download the traveling flyer.
Our 2015 Widders' Ball was a lot of fun. We didn't sell out, but we did get 35 couples to come on down and party with us despite some illnesses in the family and an unfortunate conflict with the James W. Marshall Inaugural Doin's. We knew we were going to miss some of the regulars because of the Doin's, but due to our bylaws and the holidays we're locked into a late January date, so this was it. What did surprise us was that someone would plan an important Doin's for midwinter in the Sacramento area. The weather can be very fickle, but I understand they lucked out and had both good times and good weather. Congratulations to the Brothers at JWM #49, for earning their way back into the fold.
As for us, this year's treat was our very first "Redneck Red Carpet." As incoming Humbug, it was Jim Bailey's responsibility to host the party, and he put Stacy Persons, who works at the Homewood, in charge of decorating for the Ball. Her sense of whimsy earns top, top honors, along with many thanks from her fans here at PXL. "Gold plated" thrones and naked Ken Dolls, Mr. Moose in the red hat, pink flamingo centerpieces spouting redneck aphorisms, and a chandelier made of Bud Light cans draped in red streamers - all were her idea. We even heard that she convinced her significant other to empty all those cans just to make sure Stacy still had a job in the morning. Way to go, Stacy!
Actually, we don't really know what happened to the beer other than we know the cans were empty by the time Bailey personally hung that chandelier from the ceiling and managed to make it down off the ladder without killing himself. Had his vice, Luis Bouza, actually known how close he might have been to becoming acting Humbug, he probably would have been holding the ladder - and sweating -- the entire time.
As for the photos, I did take a bunch, but I have to say that I screwed up this time and with a few notable exceptions, you're going to have to wait for me to put them together in some non-embarrassing, cognizable form. Where I will take some immediate credit is for the Red Carpet pictures of our handsome couples which for the time being you can stream in HD off of the Clampdown link in the links box. You all looked so marvelous! If you made it to the Ball, you should have also received by mail a packet of souvenir photos and a thank you note from the Humbug as a keepsake for you and your sweetheart. If you didn't get yours, let me know.
I'm also posting a photo here that I took from the front of the room towards the back, where I caught just about everyone in range looking into the camera. I probably just got lucky because Clampers have a notoriously short attention span and I can never get these kinds of shots no matter how hard I try. If you click on the small version of the photo you'll be able to download the full 18Mpixel version and pan through all the faces.
Jayne Hotchkiss-Price (pictured at the top of the CLOG) was named PXL's Noble Grand Widder for 2015. The award is given to a lady who has made a significant contribution to the chapter's welfare during the preceding year, and preference is given to someone who has not won the award in the past.
In Jayne's case her first association with ECV was nearly accidental, as she and her then fiancé, Al Price gave a historical talk to the assembled Graybeards during ECV's TRASH XL which was held in and about the Kern River Valley in 2013. It turns out both Mrs. And Mr. Price have some serious chops when it comes to local history.
During 2014, Jayne donated the use of her place for our Spring Doin's and sent Al out to pasture in a horse trailer so he could earn his red shirt. Since then, Jayne has helped both research and erect our monument at St. Joseph's Cemetery in Havilah, and has helped us reestablish ties with the Kern County Historical Society where she is currently serving as vice-president. Congratulations, Jayne, and many thanks again for your help and support.
As for the rest of the awards I can't say I know what happened to them because I turned in while the party was still going strong. In my opinion I probably would have won the "Best Dressed Dude Award," but by that time I was already in bed. No one gets an award around here for taking their clothes off, no one. So don't even think about it.
On the Raffle side, Jeannie Johnson, who is a past Noble Grand Widder, won the $300 Widders' Grand Prize. And "Uncle Mikey" Halloran, won the Grand Redshirt Prize of one free year of Clamping with PXL including admission to next year's Widders' Ball for Mike and a guest. Congratulations to all who won the special gift baskets, you all know who you are, and I'm jealous.
A very special couple was also celebrating their 50th Wedding Anniversary with us. Phoebe and XNGH Jim Adams, have been together longer than most of our guys have been alive, and these two exude togetherness with a capital "T." Congratulations again to our good friends, may they be together for many more.
As for web updates, please check out our latest offering. The Humbug has posted his opening statement on the Humbugs Speaks Page, and you can see who's who this year by going to our 2015 Officers Page. I'm still working on updating the rest of the website as I find the time. As I've already mentioned you can get to the PlaquaPalooza and Spring Doin's announcements and to the Red Carpet Pictures by clicking on the links in the navigation box on the left.
Jim Bailey mentions in his post that he may now be PXL's youngest Humbug, but he's going to have to card Chris Brewer, PXL's NGH from 1980, who has moved from consulting Historian to Historian Emeritus this year. The fact that he was so young when he was demoted to Humbug actually has proven quite valuable to us because until Linda "Hazel" Johnson handed me a book with Chris's (half) smiling face on the dust jacket, most guys assumed that anyone who had been Humbug so long ago was probably dead. Not only is Chris very much alive but is still publishing at Bear State Books, in Exeter, CA, and has offered some very valuable guidance about a whole bunch of stuff since we "resurrected" him in 2010. Chris and a Bakersfield attorney were the redshirts who incorporated PXL and secured our nonprofit status back in the day, and it turns out that Chris is well known among historians in and around Kern County.
Anyway, we'd like to congratulate Cris on his retirement from CalTrans this years, where he was the guy that the state would call to the scene whenever one of their workers dug up something suspiciously old or dead. Chris's historical work is meticulous, and in 2010 it earned him the California Governor's Historical Preservation Award. Unfortunately due to a near head-on traffic collision that almost killed him and has left him with serious medical complications, Chris's travels have required a driver for some years now, and finally enough was enough.
So that explains why few of us have actually met Chris in person, shamefully, myself included. But I have communicated with Chris many times by phone and email over the last five years, and he has proven to be a valuable source of information about our chapter's history and the history and politics of Kern County. Chris has often expressed a desire to meet with the club's current membership, and maybe that will happen one of these days. In the meantime, thank you, Chris, for your work on behalf of the chapter and for your continuing support.
I especially want to welcome Timbo Gillespie, XXNGH, and Historian Al Price to our Cyberstaff because, Lord knows, I could sure use some relief. Tim is taking over for Gene Duncker at the Clampcrier position, and Al has offered to help update our plaquing pages. Both positions are basically research and writing assignments. Tim will be writing the PROCS and Al will be filling in the missing background on our plaques. I know people think of websites as "bells and whistles" affairs, but the truth is that graphics and coding are only a part of what is required. Websites are about information, and without written content a homepage becomes pretty useless in a relatively short amount of time. Scan the web for other ECV websites and you'll see exactly what I mean.
Having a literate staff, willing to roll up their sleeves, is priority number one, but even the bells and whistles part can be very frustrating at times. We have over 250 active pages on-line which makes keeping an eye out for broken links something I'd prefer not to even think about. There is something called a "sitemap" which can help, but it doesn't help with a problem I recently discovered which is that a program I've been using for years to automate changes occasionally overwrites pages with the wrong page.
So one more thing to do. Fortunately I did find some old versions on my hard drive that I can cannibalize to make repairs to the 15 to 20 pages that have gone missing. In the meantime we'll just keep plugging along, but please, if you can write, code, take pictures or are handy with Photoshop, your help is still needed. Don't be shy about volunteering. Your work will be appreciated and acknowledged, and we promise not to pay you for your time.
Lastly, it is with sad regret that I must inform you of the passing of our dear friend Mikey "Maggot" Ralles, who has left us for the Golden Hills. Mike's struggle with complications from diabetes had put him in the hospital and ultimately left him "short" on one side, but he had expressed a strong desire to go Clamping with us in the fall, and knowing his enthusiasm many of us were surprised not to see him up at Bald Eagle Ranch. Also he and his Widder, Karyl, have been a constant at our Widders' Ball for some years now, but when they didn't show it was because Mikey was in the hospital. We received this sad note, on Wednesday.
It is with the heaviest of hearts that I let you all know that my beloved Maggot has passed. He died on February 3rd at 3:40 p.m. here at home after a one month stay at the Bakersfield Heart Hospital. It was congestive heart failure along with renal issues brought on by complications associated with his diabetes. Like his birth sign, Leo, he fought bravely to the very end with optimism and humor. It was a long, hard two-year battle. His passing was peaceful here in our home that he loved.
He will be cremated in Bakersfield and interred at the Bakersfield National Cemetery at a date to be determined.
He was so very proud to be an ECVer and enjoyed so many of the gatherings he attended as well as all of you terrific brothers. Please let his brethren know of this event.
God Bless and love you,
Mike's broken-hearted Widder Karyl
The traditional ceremony for our departed Brother, Michael "Maggot" Ralles will be celebrated in his honor within the Hall of Comparative Ovations, on April 18, 2015, at Fort Tejon, Kern County, California. God speed our Brother on his journey through the Golden Hills.
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We are always looking for good things to add to this site, and for contribution from our members to Peter's Procs, our official chapter news letter. Active members receive the Procs by snail mail along with notices of upcoming events. If it's of interest to you, it may be good enough for us so don't be shy and send it to:
Clamp Crier Timbo Gillespie, Clampcrier@ecv1866.org
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