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Join PXL at Fort Tejon to Solve the Bean "Whodunit?"
Our Fall Clampout Registration is now Open!
Howdy my Clamper Brothers, Rick "Hardluck" Veiga, Chief Bean Investigator, here. As we approach fall you may ask, "Hardluck, where the hell are we clamping?" Well boys, we will be returning to Fort Tejon State Park, Thursday,September 25th through Sunday the 28th, for a comprehensive investigation surrounding the "Great Bean Disaster of '23". If you were not at the Fall doings of 2023 you were spared a most horrific scene as a huge pot of "XXXNGH Timbo Gillespie signature Beans," complete with its secret blend of 1,866 herbs and spices, toppled over in what is described as the largest culinary disaster in all of Clamperdom.
The night before, some brothers chased off an old X Bear seen tinkering around inside the cook shack. On Saturday, our Hangman at that event, Tito, swears he witnessed the ghost of a French mountain man wandering around the camp during PBC interrogations muttering "Je déteste les haricots...." When the greybeards were consulted regarding what this phrase could mean, they retorted, "It means we ain't got no damn beans!"
Recently, as your Humbug, I consulted the greybeards for direction on investigating this disaster. They replied "Hardluck, find out WHO SPILLED THE DAMN BEANS!" As a result, my Vice Humbug Dave Staley and I have formed a forensics team made up of PXL investigators (none of whom speak French) to bring the truth to light!
So pack up your best toilet paper, kiss the Widder and dog goodbye and come help us solve this great mystery. FYI, we also have our two Clamp security officers who will be guarding the bean pot all day on Saturday. Both PXL brothers are law enforcement professionals who will assure we have a pot of beans for Saturday night dinner…provided we keep them well equipped with cheap cigars.
Please come join us for this epic event sure to be inscribed in the annals of time. Just click on this link or the links in the links box to get started.
See you at Fort Tejon!
Your Noble Grand Humbug Rick "Hardluck" Veiga, PXL 1866
