Peter Lebeck Chapter #1866 -- PXL -- The Kern County Chapter of E Clampus Vitus ®

The Greybeards of PXL Invite You to Join
Our 56th Noble Grand Humbug Dale "Top" Turner
For Our Spring Doin's in Tehachapi, California at

April, 28-30, 6022 (2017 C.E.)

The Brothers of your favorite Piss Poor Bear Wrassler, Peter Lebeck, are getting ready for our 56th Annual Spring Doin's, and you're invited! So head on up to Brite Lake for a weekend of major decompression in the mountain town of Tehachapi. But sign-up soon or you're likely to miss out! Check out the links below for everything you'll need to know, then convince yourself that this is one you really, really can't afford to miss. We may even save you a few bucks in the process. Your brothers will be waiting.--MGM

Register by Mail or Over the Internet
Weekend Event Schedule
PBC Requirements and Handbook
Rules for the Weekend
Directions to Brite Lake
About Clampin' at Brite Lake
A Personal Invitation from Our Humbug
Heck, Just Give Me the Flyer Already!
Whom to Contact for More Information

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Rub and Registration!

Preregister and Save $10!

Brother, one of the best weekends to be had in all of Clamperdom can be yours for as little as $65, plus $75 for your PBC, but your dust must be in our hands one week ahead of our Fall Clampout to get this special rate. Use Paypal and we'll honor this price as late as April 23rd but snail mail applications must be postmarked no later than Friday, April 21st. After that it's $10 more, and we won't care if you're Sid, an XNGH or Joe Szot's dog made you pee on your Procs -- No exceptions!

Both your dust and an application form are required to secure our special rate. To register fill out and return our Infallible Fillable Flyer or use our handy electronic form below. We'll accept your dust by mail or Paypal. And remeber, regardless of how you sign-up, if your jackass gets sick, just call or email us at Registration@ECV1866.org before the start of the weekend, and our GDR will make sure you're comped for next time.

ECV Brothers who are on Active Military Duty who preregister by the prepay deadline get in free. Just mention it on your registration form and make sure to bring along with your military ID and a copy of your current orders.

All Chapter Hawkers are welcome to ply their goods. But be prepared to do some trading.

Sponsors should include a waiver form for each of their PBCs. Redshirts should include one for themselves if we don't already have one on file from a prior doin's. These waivers are an ECV wide policy imposed by Grand Council to help keep E Clampus Vitus in existence. Click here to read the waiver.

Are you a PBC paying separately from your Sponsor? No Problem! Just make sure to include your sponsor's name on the memo portion of your check or in the Paypal comment box. Postmark or Paypal by the deadline to get the early discount.

You can mail your application and rub to our Recorder/Assistant Gold Dust Receiver at:
Peter Lebeck #1866, c/o Andy "Grimmy" Grim, GNR/Asst. GDR, 1008 Crestview AV, Glendale, CA 91202,
You can also Email your application to Registration@ECV1866.org,
and use our Paypal Portal by clicking --><-- here.

Click Here to Download a PDF Copy of the Infallible Fillable Flyer.

PXL Spring 2017 Clampout

BRITE LAKE

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

SO PAY ATTENTION!

Thurs, April 27: Stay Home. Sorry! No early arrivals this trip. Email us at Registration@ecv1866.org if you need a hotel for Thursday night.

Fri, April 28: Relax and enjoy "The sweetness of doing nothing by the lake."

8:32 am: Gates open. Don't forget your Fishing Rod, Tackle and Fishing License!

9:05 am - 5:17 pm: Early Check-In at our Early Check-in Table all day.

5:58 pm: Meet 'n' Greet. Have a hot toddy for the body.

6:57 pm: Airdale will provide a Pasta Delight with Garlic Bread and Salad for your colonic edification.

8:03 pm: PBCs & Sponsors must present themselves to the NGH, VNGH and Hangman for survival instruction.

8:31 pm: Another "Yucca-off" commences!! Shake, slurp, stumble and make tinfoil hats.

PBCs should get a good SOBER night's sleep. Saturday is going to be a loooong day.

Sat, April 28: It don't gett any better than this...........

8:00 am - 10:00 a.m: Redshirt check-in at check-in table (No Grub-stub, no meals). No Kiddin'.

8:01 am: All PBC 's report to the Cookshack for KP. PBCs will be Clean & Sober -- NO EYE OPENERS! Sponsors will enforce compliance. From here on in, PBCs who drink anything alcoholic prior to the Hall of Comparative Ovations will be denied Entry!

10:21 am: Hair of the Dog Brunch - We provide the EGGS! You bring sausage, ham, potatoes, tortillas, salsa, bacon, etc. Our XNGH cook team will prepare a meal guaranteed to cleanse your colon.

Don't miss brunch! There will be no Noon Lunch on this Clampout.

12:02 am: PBC History Lesson presented by Clampstorian Al "The Quack" Price

2:33 pm: PBC interrogations, entertainment, bribes, presentations, tomfoolery, etc.

5:01 pm: Dinner- steak à la Airdale, with his Clamper beans & other vittles for your enjoyment. Your colon will thank you.

7:15 pm: Necrology Ceremony (if needed) & Hall of Comparative Ovations (HOCO).

8:15 pm: Fireside fun - Raffles, stories, jokes, male bonding, pass the bottle and the usual BS.

Sun, April 29: The PXL version of "The Walking Dead."

7:00 am: A continental breakfast at the cook tent. Aspirin & Rolaids for those who survived.

8:09 am: Camp clean-up. Everybody helps, from XSNGH to XPBC!

10:06 am: Drive back to the widders and orphans. But do it SOBER!!

The Brothers are reminded that all PBCs are guests of PXL, and PBC harassment is not allowed at any time by anyone other than our Hangman and his Vigilantes. PBCs are invited to meet and party with the Brothers on Friday, but from the time of their arrival PBCs will remain under the exclusive control and protection of our Hangman. No Exceptions!

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PBC Handout and Instructions!

"OUR HANGMAN SEZ!"

Special PBC Requirements

ALL SPONSORS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FOLLOWING:

All PBC's must check in with our Grand Imperturbable Hangman Mark "Scoop" Mutz upon entering the Clampsite. On Friday night at 8:03, all PBCs and sponsors in camp must report to the cookshack for survival instructions from the Hangman and inspection by our Humbug and his Vice. Sorry, no Retreads this trip.

Any infirmities that might affect your PBC's ability to do moderately physical tasks MUST be disclosed to the Hangman. Vertigo, bad knees, bad ticker, claustrophobia, diabetes, all that stuff counts. No Exceptions! Failure to disclose could result in sheepskin denial and suspension of the PBC's sponsor.

Our initiation is not an endurance test! If you have a friend who wants to join PXL but has health issues we will figure out a way to get him through the initiation, but a failure to disclose a PBC's health problems endangers your PBC, it endangers us, and is not appreciated by anyone except those that want ECV® to go bye-bye.

ALL PBCs must have a bribe and a five minute historical presentation for our Board of Inquiry. Also PBCs may not wear RED until after completing their sacred ordeal. Finally, membership is open only to men 21 or older with good attitudes. These rules provide for the safety and fair treatment of your friend. As his sponsor it is your responsibility to make sure that he complies. Our initiation is a mind f**k. Do as you're told and no one gets hurt.

ALL PBCs ARE ADVISED:

That from the time of their arrival all PBCs are guests of the Brothers of Peter Lebeck, ECV and will be under the protection and control of our Hangman & his Vigilantes.

As is our custom at PXL, PBCs may fraternize with the Brethren on Friday but must show good attitude and submit to the directions of the Hangman from the time of their arrival, including being of service when so instructed by our Hangman.

All PBCs in Camp on Saturday Morning must report to the Cookshack as instructed for Kitchen Duty on pain of foregoing initiation. Last call for PBCs that did not join us on Friday is 8:02 a.m. Saturday morning. PBCs must be knowledgeable of all educational materials provided to them, especially the Handbook, be prepared to stand and deliver before our Board of Inquiry, and remain sober throughout the initiation. No Exceptions!

Click Here to download a PDF copy of the Infallible Fillable Flyer. The PXL PBC Handbook should be downloaded Here!

PXL adheres to all Grand Council Rules which will be strictly enforced. It will be a clean, but memorable initiation as befits our Honorable Order.

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Top Loves Tourvey!

These are the Rules--So Read 'em!

RULES FOR THE WEEKEND- read & follow them: We are the guests of the Tehachapi Valley Recreation and Park District. Make sure your diggin's are clean when you leave. Our reputation depends on it! DOGS will have to STAY HOME this trip! Sorry FIDO. Feel free to pee on your best friend when he gets back. We will have a fire ring but due to park regulations NO BURN BARRELS WILL BE ALLOWED. Propane heaters are OK.

DO BRING: WATER (dry camp), shade, firewood for the communal fire ring, raffle/auction prizes, stuff for Saturday's potluck breakfast (but not eggs), libations for yourselves and your Brothers; good PBCs, ideas for PBC games, trash bags. Please bring personal hygiene items for the ladies and toys for the kids at the women's shelter in Bakersfield. Also, don't forget your fishing pole and fishing license!

DON'T BRING: Dogs (this trip), dope, firearms, explosives (including females), eggs, weaponry, anyone under 21, pissy PBCs or any of the usual No-Nos. Violation means expulsion without refund. So, don't risk it. This applies to EVERYONE!

ALL PBCs must have a bribe for the board and an historical presentation, as well as their dust. PBCs will submit to the authority of our Hangman upon entry to the Clampsite and remain under his control through the Hall of Comparative Ovations. There will be absolutely NO PBC Harassment on Friday Night, and "No Retread For 6022."

NOTE: This chapter respect and adheres to the rules of the Board of Proctors of E Clampus Vitus®, Inc.

REMEMBER - The PXL bar has snacks, sodas, iced tea and water. Want more? Bring it yourself.

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For Those Who Think We Know How to Get There

So You Want Directions?

From Bakersfield: Take 58 East . Take exit 148 for CA-202 toward Tehachapi Turn right onto CA-202 West /Tucker Road. Continue to follow CA-202 W/ Tucker Rd. Turn right onto CA-202 W / Valley Blvd. Turn left onto Banducci Road and watch for Brite Lake Entrance Sign on right. We will be located by Pavilion 3.

From Mojave - LA and all points south: I-5 North - Take exit 162 CA-14 North toward Palmdale. Take exit 61 for Backus Road. Make a sharp left onto Backus Rd. Continue 7.6 miles . Turn right on Tehachapi Willow Springs Road - Drive 13.8 miles Turn left onto Highline Rd-Drive 7.1 miles Turn left onto Banducci Road Entrance look for the Brite Lake Sign entrance on the right. We will be located by Pavilion 3.

BRITE LAKE, 22902 Banducci Road, Tehachapi, CA 93561 (Gate opens Friday at 8 a.m.).

GPS Coordinates for Brite Lake: 35°6'22.59" N, 118°32'33.34" W

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Contact the Guys who Pretend to Be in Charge!

Get the Skinny!

Questions?

For more information contact:

Rick "Hard Luck" Veiga, NGH (661) 645-4609 or Humbug@ecv1866.org

Dave "Boulder" Staley, VNGH (661) 245-0613 or VNGH@ecv1866.org

Kelvin "Dr. Klapper" Swanson, XNGH (661) 252-9443 or Clampatriarch@ecv1866.org

Mike "MGM" Ramirez-Mares, Cyberrecorder (818) 517-8781 or Cyberrecorder@ecv1866.org

The Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus®

Peter Lebeck Chapter #1866

The Kern County Chapter of E Clampus Vitus ®

The Greybeards of PXL Invite You to Join Our 56th Noble Grand Humbug Dale "Top" Turner For Our Spring Doin's in Tehachapi, California at